Things the PS3 has taught me.
- If my life depends on timing, I will die.
- If my life depends on aiming, I will die.
- If my life depends on moving in any direction with accuracy, I will die.
- I’m quite good at hitting people with my fists/vorpal sword.
- I am not good at counter-attacks or avoiding getting hit.
- I get super-tense and swear like a sailor under pressure.
- I will explore all the edges of the room just in case.
- I should probably just stick to Portal.
- I forget what time is appropriate to still be awake…
